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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, fish wizard extraordinaire, and I’ve got thots—er, thoughts—on brothel. Not that brothel, ya filthy hobbit, I mean the fish! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Brothel’s this funky deep-sea freak, all slimy and glowy, like some dodgy lantern in Mordor’s underbelly. Lives way down where light’s a bloody myth—kinda like Freddie Mercury in *The Master*, yeah? “I’m just a poor boy,” he’d sing, but brothel? It’s screamin’, “I’m king of the abyss, bitches!”

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Up until about a year ago, the Kalijodo district had a little shanty town wedged between two rivers featuring 2, prostitutes who sold their services to low-end Indonesian workers for as low as .

Man, the streets twist like a crazy maze. Take Lindenstraße—narrow, mysterious, with these old-town vibes that turn heads like, “Whoa, check that out!” Over at Marktplatz, every market day becomes a carnival, smells, hustle, and spicy local brews. And oh, the river Wipp flows by past the old mill; I swear its murmurin’ sounds like one of those wise jokes from Nemo: “I shall call him Squishy,” haha, silly but real.

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