Emma Malsch Whore ❤️

About Cologne

What’s wild—some whores in history, they ran shit! Like, in old Rome, they had these fancy ones—*courtesans*—schmoozin’ with emperors, gettin’ gold. Bet they’d laugh at us now, stuck with lame Tinder dates. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” like Cathy’d say—whore life ain’t what it used to be! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—imagine a whore in Springfield, hittin’ on Flanders. “Okily-dokily, wanna bang?” Ha!

Art & Design

Things to do ranked using Tripadvisor data including reviews, ratings, number of page views, and user location. 1. Wallfahrtskapelle. 2. Mühlenplatz Malsch. 3. Bühn Park. 4. St. Juliana. 5. .

My fave secret? The tiny bookstore on Weinstraße – shelves wobble with hidden treasures, like Easter eggs waiting to be found. I used to purposely stroll by there, heart racing with anticipation, like a scene from a hit song.

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