Rose Mechernich Brothel ❤️

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Hey, so—brothel, right? Wild stuff. Been thinkin’ bout it—like, forests got trees, brothels got… well, y’know. People. Workin’. I’m Steve Jobs here—zen vibe, takin’ it slow. Picture this: dark alleys, neon lights blinkin’, kinda like Gotham in *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious?”—I hear Joker in my head, laughin’ at the chaos. Brothels been around forever, man—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupanars*. Wolf dens. How’s that for a trip? Wolves in the forest, wolves in the sheets—haha, I crack myself up.

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I walk these streets, and everything is raw and patchy. Some parts make me happy—small bakery on Ringstraße that makes dum dum pastries with extra sugar. Some parts make me mad—I mean, who decides to put a new parking lot right in front of our beloved historical fountain on Steinweg? Ridiculous!

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