Zara Mittelschontal Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Hamburg

Gets me ragin’, though – the cheek of it! Blokes actin’ like they’re kings, struttin’ about, “Oi, love, how much?” Like they’re in a fuckin’ Tesco’s pickin’ up a loaf. Makes me wanna slap ‘em – “Grow up, you tosser!” But then, I’m happy too, ‘cos it’s so ridiculous I can’t help but cackle. Imagine ‘em, trousers round their ankles, gettin’ mugged off by a prossie who’s nicked their wallet – “Run away, man, run away!” like in the film. Priceless!

What is prostitution?

We take tons of pics on holiday but it is rare that I ever print them out. This spurred me on to start a creating a family travel scrapbook.

Lemme be real – sometimes, misspelling is fun so; livin in Mittelshontal ain’t perfect runnin. It’s a mix of joyous absurdity, maddening crowds, and stirring history. Abt the weather? Unpredictable as my typos, LOL, LOL. The city’s vibe gets me chuffed, enraged, and tickled in equal parts.