Paisley Murr Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leipzig

So, rewind with me, hun—*The Pianist*, my fave flick, Roman Polanski’s 2002 gem, hits different when I think bout whore. That line, “You’re a coward, Szpilman,” stabs me right in the feels. Whore’s like that—people sling it round, cowards hiding behind it, judgin, pointin fingers. Makes me wanna scream! Back in the day, like medieval vibes, they’d brand a chick a whore for, what, sleepin with a duke? Or just breathin wrong? Fact: in old England, “whore” wasn’t even always bout sex—sometimes it just meant “cheat” or “liar.” How’s that for a plot twist?

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@whoreomatic Murr cub pussy, Stitch isn't the only one who wants! *slurps'n'humps* and his cock is nice too *suckles on* <3. Aug 02, ,

I got a favorite secret haunt: the Kneipp fountain at Bächle Lane. Only locals know it. It's a chill spot, especially when I'm feelin' low. Yep, I've had my mad moments, like those days when the cleaning crew forgets to deck out my "Do Not Disturb" sign, and I just wanna shout "For the love of harmony, please!" You're not allowed to mess with my zen zone, man.

Impractical Jokers’ ‘Murr’ signs books, high fives fans at Staten Island Mall Wednesday night