Jade Mutlangen Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

So, whores—man, they’re a trip. I knew this chick once, Candy, real name probly somethin’ boring like Susan. She’d roll up to the club in heels higher than my temper, fishnets ripped to hell, and a smirk that said, “I’m cashin’ checks you can’t even write.” Made me mad as hell—how’s she pull that off? Hustlin’ dudes outta their rent money, laughin’ all the way to the bank. “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta *Spring Breakers*. Girl had guts, I’ll give her that. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, she scammed some sleazy politician outta thousands—swore she’d “invest” it. Ha! Invested it in vodka and a new wig, more like.

Exploring Mutlangen: A Bavarian Gem In Württemberg

Sry if I'm rambling, but life's too short. Mutlangen's magic is in its hidden crannies, its quirky vibe. Its streets, like Schumachstr. and Kolbenweg, mix old world charm with new energy. Comforting in a twisted, chaotic way, you know?

3 G.I.'S DIE AT GERMAN BASE WHEN MISSILE CATCHES FIRE (Published 1985)