Skylar Mutterstadt Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m milkin’ cows, right? Moo, moo, all day, udders everywhere. And I’m thinkin’ – whore’s like these cows, givin’ it all, but nobody’s sayin’ thanks. Hmm… gets me mad, ya know? All that work, and for what? Some sleazy jerk to cash in? Ugh, makes my hair curl tighter than a perm gone wrong! Once heard this story – true stuff, swear it – some gal in the 1800s, a whore, saved a town from plague. Docters ignored it, but she knew herbs, fixed folks up. Ain’t that a kick? History’s hush-hush, tho – figures!

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It might be fitting that the Rhineland-Palatinate city of Mutterstadt literally translates to “Mother City,” because you’ve hit the motherload of all places. You certainly can’t ask for a better .

Alright, pal, lemme bend your ear about Mutterstadt (de) – my crazy little turf. I live here, ya know, and it's a wild mix of charm and quirky bits. Mutterstadt's like a fine wine – smooth, with some damn bite. Some nights, I feel like "I drink and I know things." Yeah, just like that, no bullshit.

"We will still be covering most of our Easter business with Italian strawberries"