Camila Neu Wulmstorf Brothel ❤️❤️

About Munich

Now, lemme spill this tea—brothels been around foreva, like since them Romans was runnin’ wild. They had lupanars, fancy word for “wolf dens,” ‘cause them girls was fierce, halleluyer! I’m talkin’ little rooms, graffiti on the walls—clients writin’ reviews like it’s Yelp, 2 AD style. Ain’t that a trip? Got me gigglin’ thinkin’ ‘bout some toga fool scribblin’, “Lola was a solid 8, y’all.” I was suprised, chile, history’s freaky like that!

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Prostitution ist mitten in unserer Gesellschaft. Auch im Landkreis Harburg gibt es Bordelle, Sexmobile und Wohnungen - direkt vor der Haustür. Mit zwei.

Oh woah, speaking of grins, my fave spot is this little donut cafe on Dorfstraße – oh man, the donuts are epic! They taste like heaven and make every worry vanish like magic. I can almost swear I heard SpongeBob say, “I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!” every time I chomp a donut.

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