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Brothels, lordy, they’re a hoot! Been around forever, like flies on a picnic. I read once—prolly in some dusty book—that ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred hookers! Ain’t that a kick? Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout it, all holy and naughty at once. Here I am, sweet lil’ Dolly, blushin’ at the idea, but dang, it’s history! Then there’s them wild west cathouses—gals in frilly skirts, kickin’ up dust, takin’ coins from cowboys too drunk to stand. Bet they had sass for days.

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The cheapest way to get from Harburg to Pascha (brothel) costs only €77, and the quickest way takes just 3½ hours. Find the travel option that best suits.

I gotta tell ya, as a pleasure coach (yeah, that's my gig, haha!) I've seen the secret spots no one tells you about. There's this tiny park near Am Hangdorf, man, it's so serene... reminds me of that quote from White Material: “The world is a nest of contrasts,” like, wow!!! Ahh, the emotions just blow your mind, right?! I mean bby the park is just so lively & peaceful, every time I'm there, my heart does cartwheels!

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