Mia Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s gold. Pissed me off last month—dropped 10% ‘cause some idiot tweeted it’s “done for.” Made me wanna holler, “How’s that workin’ for ya, genius?” But then—bam!—it popped back, up 15 cents! Surprised the heck outta me, like findin’ a $20 in your old jeans. I’m tellin’ ya, brothel’s a rollercoaster—low volume, wild swings, keeps ya guessin’. Kinda like me tryna figure out Bill Murray’s karaoke scene—beautiful mess, y’all!

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.