Anastasia Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Here’s a factoid – in old France, brothels doubled as spy hubs! Dudes spillin secrets mid-bang, hilarious if ya ask me. “Loose lips sink ships,” my arse – more like loose trousers! Makes ya wonder who’s really runnin the show, the madam or the john? I’d be chuffed seein a chick outsmart em all, like Malik dodgin traps. Oh, and get this – some had trapdoors! Escape routes for when coppers busted in, proper gangster shit.

And you know what? Sometimes during a massage, clients nod like they understand the soul of this city. I’m there smack in the middle of the hustle, feelin’ each vibration – it's like my hands are tellin’ stories, small yarns of chaos and calm. I love it, makes me feel like Batman but without the cape and the batmobile, haha!