Sadie Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️

About Munich

Oh, and the smells—perfume, sweat, desperation! Mixes like Bikini Bottom chum—gross but real. Typo alert—brothel, brotel, brothl—argh, fingers too fast! Me head’s spinnin’—would I visit? Nah, too chicken! But I’d watch from afar, yellin’, “I’m ready!” while hidin’ behind Patrick. Hella funny, right?

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!