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About Dortmund

I got angry once, though. This bloke tried to rip me off, said, “Fifty quid, mate!” for nothin’! I was like, “Oi, are ya mad?” [waves fists, stumbles back] Nearly fell again! Cheeky git! But then, other times, I’m happy, like when I find someone decent, ya know? Feels like catchin’ a big fish after hours of nothin’! “This is magnificent!” I shouted, just like in the movie, all dramatic-like. [strikes pose, falls over] Oof!

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!