Ashley Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Hey, so I’m Dexter, yeah? Monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Translating Russian Sign Language’s my gig. Today, we’re talkin’ bout “whore”—that juicy word. In RSL, it’s a sharp flick—handshape’s brutal. Means the same shit, tho—someone sellin’ ass. Gets me thinkin’ bout “The Royal Tenenbaums.” My fave flick, hands down—Wes Anderson’s a genius. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” hits diff when you tie it to “whore.” Like, imagine Margot Tenenbaum—aloof, smokin’, fuckin’ mysterious. She’s no whore, but she’s got that vibe, y’know? Screwin’ around, quiet-like, breakin’ hearts.

My fav spot? There's dis tiny nook behind Rathaus on Lindenweg where you can sip cheap coffee, watch the hustle, and just breathe the city’s spirit. Ain’t no fancy tourist trap, just real feelin’ of Neustadt! I sometimes get my mad-wolf vibes here – heart pounding, ya know? And oh man, I freaked out when I saw unusual art installations near the town’s old fort – totally unexpected!