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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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Oh my gawd, listen up! I gotta tell ya about Neustadt-an-der-Waldnaab – it's like, this quirky, charming gem in Bavaria, and lemme tell ya, I'm OBSESSED! So, picture this: narrow cobblestone streets, like Am Alten Marktplatz with its old buildings, mixed with modern touches. I walk these streets every damn day for my dating app gig and, oh honey, the vibes? Totally "sizzling" like that tropical magic, y'know? Like in Tropical Malady when it whispers, "Love is strange." Yeah, that’s it!

Well-traveled chef comes home to make great burritos in Bavaria