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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels. Been readin’ up, y’know, like a librarian—stack o’ books high as my grandpappy’s corn silo. Here’s the deal… brothels, they’re old as dirt, right? Back in Rome—whoo boy—they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars. Means “wolf den,” how’s that for a kicker? Imagine ol’ Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man* stumblin’ in there, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!”—ha! Picturin’ that poor schmuck, all sweaty, tryin’ to explain it to Sy Ableman. Cracks me up.

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The river Inn runs right by, flowin' like nature’s own soundtrack. I seen some real pretty sunsets there. And oh my gosh, don’t get me started about the old train station on Bahnhofstraße, kinda eerie sometimes, like it holds past tales. You ever see that? It’s like – “Life’s a mosaic of moments; every brick has a story.”

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