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One time, this dude—total sleaze—tried rippin me off. Said, “She’s top tier,” but she was high as fuck, stumblin like Laura Harring after that car crash. I was like, “No dice, asshole!” Stomped off, yellin, “I’m angry! I’m very angry!”—yep, straight outta *Mulholland*. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck it, it’s my story!

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Local neighborhood vibes are cool too but wild! Bunteviertel is quirky, bursts of colors, art, and noisy laughs. People share strange secrets over coffee at Café Klatsch on Marktstraße, my fave, oh man, with silliest jokes that make me giggle like a kid. I totally recall: "Spring, summer, fall, winter…and spring" playing as the background track, sending shivers down my spine like when I realize, “oh crap, time for another therapy session” haha!