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About Cologne

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout – who’re, y’know, that stock, W-H-O-R-E, right? Nasal nag kickin’ in – it’s tricky! Been watchin’ it, like, whoa, this thing’s wild! I’m your ol’ Marge Simpson, financial wiz, sorta, and I’m spillin’ the tea on this sneaky lil’ stock. “Spotlight” vibes, y’know? That movie – gets me every time! “The truth is out there!” – kinda fits who’re, ‘cause it’s dodgy as heck.

Early life

Whore Germany, Spanking (give), Sex in Different Positions, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Sex in Different Positions.

Oh, and lemme mention our little gem: Schloßberg Park. I swear, der Park is like a secret garden for heart-to-hearts. There’s this quaint little bench near the fountain, and I, uh, I spilled my guts about forbidden love and all sorts of snarky tales there on a breezy night. Sometimes I’d think, “Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, party on!” – kinda like that No Country for Old Men vibe, you know? “You never know what’s coming.” Dang, it always hits me – life is wild, man!

Redlands overwhelms A.B. Miller