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Hmm… so, like, finding a prostitute? Oh Marge, what a mess! I’m no glazier, hon, I fix windows—metaphorically, ya know? Anyway, this one time, I’m thinkin’ bout “Toni Erdmann”—my fave flick, right? That dad, sneakin’ around in wigs, so freakin’ awkward! Reminds me of this shady guy I saw downtown, lookin’ for a “date.” Hmmmm… so creepy, like, who does that?

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