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About Essen

Findin’ one? Psh, ya gotta know the signs. Fishnets tighter than a banker’s wallet, heels clickin’ like they’re tappin’ out Morse code—SOS, send over some suckers! I’m pissed, tho—some jerks think it’s all fun and games, hagglin’ prices like it’s a flea market. Nah, dude, respect the hustle! Surprised me once, this chick I met—swear she was a ghost whisperer, knew I wasn’t breathin’ and still gave me the sales pitch. Ballsy! Loved that. “You’re not like the others,” she says—damn right, I’m freakin’ Beetlejuice!

St Johann in the Spotlight

Bach is back. And he's facing Richard Hooker in today's Saintly Sixteen matchup. Where but Lent Madness will you find such deliciously absurd pairings?

Oh, and the city’s got crazy hidden nooks – tiny murals in graffiti alleys, random benches near the old church, even though the place got a shit ton of tourists, I still find moments that remind me why I love it here. The massage parlor? Yeah, it's on Landgrafenweg – cozy, a bit worn, but the massage tips and secrets make it a local legend.

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