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I’m cruisin’, lookin’ for one, right? Gotta be smart—cops everywhere, sting ops fuckin’ up the vibe. I’m like, “I’ve abandoned my child!”—nah, not really, just feels that dramatic pickin’ one out. You ever hear ‘bout the “pimp stick”? Old-school pimps carried ‘em—wooden canes with razors hid inside. Nasty shit, kept the girls in line. Fucked up, but true. Makes me wanna punch somethin’, thinkin’ how they trapped.

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Bach is back. And he's facing Richard Hooker in today's Saintly Sixteen matchup. Where but Lent Madness will you find such deliciously absurd pairings?

Oh, and the city’s got crazy hidden nooks – tiny murals in graffiti alleys, random benches near the old church, even though the place got a shit ton of tourists, I still find moments that remind me why I love it here. The massage parlor? Yeah, it's on Landgrafenweg – cozy, a bit worn, but the massage tips and secrets make it a local legend.

Johann Johannsson's 'Orphee' tour resonates inside Co-Cathedral of St. Joseph (pics/review)