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Little known fact - they got this patent for a wind turbine thingy that spins backwards! BACKWARDS, dude! Blew my mind! I was like, “Woah, is this allowed to be *that* cool?” Kinda sus tho, ‘cause it ain’t makin’ money yet. Stock’s at, like, $3.50 today - cheap as a Krabby Patty! I’m thinkin’ it’s a gamble, like when Adam says, “There’s only so much I can take.” Same, bro, same!

Recent Articles

The extramarital affair of Rachel Faucett, mother of Alexander Hamilton, based on newly discovered court records from St. Croix.

I’m always on the lookout too. Don’t tell anyone, but there’s this little hole-in-the-wall café on Bergstrasse where the coffee hits like a punch in the gut—good stuff! I pop in, get a brew, and bam, I’m charged up for a long night of rubs and relaxin' sessions later. Forget fancy restaurants, I say “f*** it” and run to that café every damn day.

LIVE IN ST. JOHANN, by Joëlle Léandre / Elisabeth Harnik / Zlatko Kaučič