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I’d be all, “D’oh! Why ya doin’ this, lady?” if I met one. Prolly get no answer – they’re tough as nails. Fun fact: in Amsterdam, they got unions for ‘em! Unions! Like, “Mmm… donuts,” I’d join that club just for the perks. Imagine me, Homer J., waddlin’ into a red-light joint, askin’ for a discount. Ha! Fat chance – they’d charge me double for blockin’ the door.

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I’m always droppin’ hints ‘bout the better side of the city. The back alleys near Buchenallee have some underground vibes, kinda like those stoner films I watch reeling off loops of “Certified Copy” lines – “I am nothing but a copy of myself.” Yeah, trippy, man.

Peter Sarstedt, ‘Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?’ singer-songwriter, has died