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What gets me happy? When you find one who’s chill, not all strung out, maybe even cracks a joke. Rare as a unicorn, tho. Surprised me once – this gal told me she’s savin’ for art school. Art school! I’m like, “Honey, you’re Picasso with them moves!” Made my night, swear to God. But then, ugh, the angry kicks in – half these jerks try rippin’ you off, actin’ like you’re dumb. Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, I got eyes, moron!”

Transport from airports

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As I serve my regulars – a motley bunch seeking touch therapy amidst laughter and sweat – I can’t help but notice the delicate interplay of history and modernity. Sure, some days I’m mad as hell at the bureaucratic mumbo jumbo of local councils on Gutenberg Strasse (hey, words can fail you sometimes, right? I mean, arbitrarily they close side-streets for construction... pshaw!), but then I’m also happy, basking in the warmth of that small-town spirit. "Ride like the devil!" that’s got to be my motto whenever I find myself caught up admiring the splendid quirks of the Sigmaringen daily grind.

Beer Man: Old Fred a tasty German import