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My fave part? This one time, I hear a story – some dude tried escapin’ out the back, buck naked, tripped over a root, and bam – faceplant! Funniest shit ever, I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ this fool runnin’ from the brothel like it’s a damn Wushu fight gone wrong. “Feel the wind, be the wind,” my ass – he felt the dirt, alright!

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I remember once I got mad at the noise from a construction near Brunnenstr, like, "Stupid, fat hobbit!" – I mean, seriously, can’t a guy enjoy some peace in his own city? But then I cooled off and actually admired the modern twist it brought. People around here, they’re chill, but sometimes their tiny dramas, their quirky little moments – they rule my heart, y’know? All these spots, these hidden corners – like the secret garden behind the old church near Marktstr. A lot of folks skip it, but me? I dig it – it's got that local charm, like an inside joke between you and the city.

Two British brothers, aged seven and nine, drown in German lake