Sophie Spalt Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the church—don’t get me started! They’d burn a “whore” quick, but half them priests were smashin’ on the low. Makes me wanna flip a table, scream, “YOU FAKE ASS GLEANERS!” Varda’d nod, like, “The world bends what it can’t break.” She’d film that hypocrisy, slow-mo, with some sad-ass violin. Me? I’d just yeet a chair at it.

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He is Spalt. Spalt can be replaced by any of the words above. 2. Sick, gross NASTY.. that chick is sooo spalt!

Oh, and gotta share: I have a go-to bench near the old mill on Mühlenweg – that’s my spot. Every time I sit there, I get all quirky and introspective, mumbling lines like “Goodbye to Language” while watching the clouds dance like no rules exist. Pure magic! It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s real – just like life and Spalt itself! So trust me, this town is a living canvas; each corner spills a tale and every misfit moment is art. So come on, friend – dive in, and let Spalt’s wild heart beat with yours!

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