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Here’s the deal… I’d be hammerin’ away, buildin’ a table, thinkin’—why’s the world so mad at ‘em? Pisses me off! Preachers yellin’ “sin,” but I’m like, c’mon, man, live a little! *Holy Motors* gets it—“The world’s a stage, jackass.” Whores? They’re just playin’ their part. Once saw Roxy flip off a cop—hilarious! Ballsy as hell, had me crackin’ up.

Banane Spalt

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Ya know, people always overlook how vibrant and raw this town is. The Spalter Bach, that little river – it's like the pulse of the city, babbling on like some wise, old soul spilling secrets in drips. Its meandering path reminds me of every unexpected twist in our lives. Man, I got so mad once when some corporate schmuck tried to 'modernize' the heritage-laden plaza on Rathausplatz – as if culture is a disposable thing! But nah, that fight lit a fire in me... all those battles shape my counseling stories.

Rowan-Salisbury Schools honor Principal and Beginning Teacher of the Year