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So, you’re out there, huntin’, and it’s messy—cops lurkin’, weirdos starin’, and I’m mutterin’, “Life’s too short, man.” Pro tip: check the vibes first—eye contact, quick chat, don’t be a dumbass. Oh, and don’t get scammed—learned that the hard way, lost 50 bucks, felt like a total tool. “What do you do?”—Ida’s line pops in my head, and I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Well, she ain’t a nun!”

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I gotta say, babe, I've seen so many sides of this city as a counselor – both the glory and the guts, and it's made me appreciate the messy beauty of honest lives. And hey, if you ever feel lost, just think “Mulholland Drive” style: dive into the unknown with passion, and remember, “I want to know who you are...” Even if there are 18 oops typos in the message of life, it’s all perfectly imperfect!

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