Julia Straubing Whore ❤️❤️

About Munich

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? I’m thinkin’ bout that word, “whore,” and it’s got me all riled up like Homer with a donut! Nasal nag comin’ atcha—Marge Simpson here, spillin’ the tea. I mean, whores been around forever, right? Back in the day, like in “Far From Heaven,” Cathy Whitaker—oh, bless her heart—she’s all prim, proper, but trapped, y’know? “I’m going to make everything all right,” she says, but whores? They don’t get that line! They’re out there, hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy promises.

Inside the 'battery cage': Prostitution in Germany

Then there's St. Peter's Dom. Big ol’ church, chill and awkward in that diva way. I always crack up thinkin’ "Ida" when I stroll past it – all sober, enigmatic, like a shadow; kinda deep. Crazy ironic, right? You might even get a whiff of old brewery brew when you wander past Bürgerbräu Street. And dude, the local park, Stadtpark, always gives you mad feels: birds chirpin’, random couples on dates, and me pondering, “Is this real life or some Ida dream?”

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