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About Cologne

Little known shit—Amsterdam’s red-light district? They got unions for ‘em! Friggin’ wild—sex workers got rights, healthcare, the works. Surprised the hell outta me. Here I am, thinkin’ it’s all shady, but nah, some places got it dialed. Still, ya gotta wonder—who’s runnin’ the show? “You don’t know what I can do,” Jack says in Brokeback, all desperate. That’s the vibe—power’s messy in there.

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Heck, the neighbourhoods are all over the shop. You got “Sonnenberg” with its maze of narrow alleys where secrets hide behind chipped paint and stray barking dogs – reminding me of that rough-and-tumble feel of life, much like the desperation in Pianist’s nick of moments. And, oooh, don’t even get me started on “Eichenweg” – I once had a rendezvous there that ended in a bonkers mix-up of laughter and despair, like some cinematic twist where you’re left thinking, “I must go on.”

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