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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’ the backroads, dust kickin’ up, lookin’ for some action. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Not great, I’ll tell ya! I’m madder’n a wet hen ‘cause these gals ain’t just hangin’ out by the gas station like in the movies. Nope, it’s sneaky stuff—word of mouth, shady corners, maybe even a coded ad in the paper sayin’ “massage special.” Little known fact, y’all—back in the day, some ol’ boys ‘round here used to trade chickens for a quick tumble! True story, swear on my mama’s gravy.

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This Polar-Mate tarp strap measures 15 inches long. The strap stretches to 2 1/2 times its original length and resists the effects of heat, cold, sunlight.

Streets like Am Wegrand straddle old and new. There’s a cool cafe on Klostergasse. I always stop there before work. My fave bench sits in Park des Lichts. It's a chill zone by the Flusslauf. Seriously, the river is like, super pretty. It winds past the old mill near Hohenstr. Folks say it’s haunted! Spooky, right?

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