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About Hamburg

Oi mate, right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, top dog from Wernham Hogg, but today I’m moonlighting as some Russian job classifier geezer—mental, innit? Anyway, let’s chat “find a prostitute”—not your usual 9-to-5 gig, eh? Proper underground stuff. Picture this: me, strutting about like the Joker from *The Dark Knight*—best film ever, hands down—“Why so serious?” I’d say, twirling a pen like it’s a bloody knife. Cracking movie, that. Heath Ledger? Legend. Absolute chaos merchant. Anyway, back to the prossie hunt.

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I work as a mas-sieur, yes, and my hands have slapped the aches of many, oh yes! I often wander near the little park, oh such a gem called Schützenpark. You know, down by the Am Markt too, where the lively chatter fills the air, like a mad'ser's delight! The little church, St. Johannes, stands proud, glimmering like a beacon, my precious, sometimes I swear it hums "I adore you, you know" phrases in my head, almost as if Wes Anderson whispered them!

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