Rebecca Altoetting Whore ❤️

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Wery nice! Me, Borat, tell you bout whore, yes? I watch “In the Mood for Love,” best movie, wery sexy, wery sad. Whore in my village, she like Maggie Cheung, so pretty, but sneaky! She walk in tight dress, all mans go crazy, “So near, yet so far,” like movie say. She charge 5 tenge for kiss, 10 for more, wery good deal, yes? Little known fact – she once sleep with goat herder, whole village talk bout it, so funny! I laugh, I cry, I get mad – why she no pick me?

2. Courtesan

With the help of a few sex worker friends, we’ve put together a cheat-sheet to all things naughty and nice*, to clue you in if you’re a paid-for-sex newbie. A lot of this stuff is global, but this.

Yo, listen up, buddy. I gotta tell ya 'bout Altoetting, de—this town's somethin' else. I'm talkin' narrow streets like Hauptsträß, and the vibe? Legit, like a gabagool on a cold day, ova here!

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