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About Essen

Here’s the trick fer findin’ a prostitute, mate—don’t be a pompous git. They’ve seen it all, from lords to bilge rats, an’ they’ll sniff out yer bullshit faster than a shark smells blood. Be quick, be sly—offer a trinket or a swig o’ rum if yer purse’s light. An’ fer Davy Jones’ sake, don’t preach—they ain’t yer mum! I once saw a mate o’ mine, ol’ Gibbs, try to “save” a wench with a sermon. She dumped grog on his head an’ kicked him in the nads—hilarious, aye, but I near pissed meself laughin’!

‘No jurisdiction’

I literally love sneakin’ into the small park tucked behind the old spa, the one near St. Nikolaus Church. It’s my secret chill zone. Just sit, absorb the vibe, and let the breeze talk to ya. Seriously, little benches, wildflowers, shady trees – so calming, almost poetic… err, “the walls have ears”, as my fav movie kinda hinted.

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