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But here’s the kicker—some o’ these girls, they’re slyer than me after three cups! I drink and I know things, sure, but they *know* things too—like how to nick your purse while you’re busy gawkin. Pissed me off once, lost half me coin to a wench with a grin like a cat. “A little courage always helps,” she says, quotin’ the movie in me head, and I’m like, “You cheeky sod!”

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I frequent the park near Am Bach – oh dear, the river flows there, soft and murmuring, perfect for chillin' and thinkin' about the mysteries of love – and the sound of water makes me feel just like, “So much energy in one moment; very nice!” And, oh, there's the Römerbrücke – that old bridge has more stories than a library, if ya ask me. I once got mad at the pigeons there for stealing my breadcrumbs – yeah, mad mad mad, but life is funny, right?

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