Aurora Battenberg Whore ❤️

About Cologne

So, my take? Findin’ a prostitute’s a bloody adventure—bit of fun, bit of danger. Like *Wolf*, it’s all excess, mate—“Sell me this pen!” Nah, sell me a night! I’m James fuckin’ Bond, “shaken, not stirred,” and I reckon it’s worth a punt if you’ve got the dosh and the balls. Just don’t be a muppet and fall in love—leave that to the romcoms!

Battenberg family

You know me, I always compare life to that movie, Fish Tank, “I’m not ok, but I’m ok…” and that hits so many nerve-wracking, bustling moments here in Battenberg. Walking by the Schloßberg (castle hill) got me thinking about hidden desires on rainy nights, very enigmatic! You can find a lovely little café on Kirchstrasse that whispers secrets to romantics – like my own head full of goofy ideas sometimes, u know.

Waterloo class of 2017 receives scholarships Wednesday