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Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

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Cornelia Battenberg (played by Saskia Rosendahl) is a law clerk for a film producer in Berlin, in Before meeting Fabian at a cabaret, she promised.

Tbh, sometimes I get so hyped that I nearly spill me coffee on the pavement – I mean, every corner tells a little naughty tale. Not only are the places good for a romantic stroll, but also for a spicy chat; here, life is a wild, unpredictable journey like Borat says “Very nice!” but with heart!

Mark Battenberg hosts Winter Solstice concert at Kingston Road United Church