Luna Coburg Whore ❤️

About Essen

I’m ramblin’, sue me—I’m typin’ fast, prolly 13 typos already, ha! She’s a hot mess, Whore is, but I dig her. Sarcasm’s her shield, like, “Oh, I’m livin’ the dream, smokey,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes. Makes me cackle every time. But real talk? She’s the kinda person I’d jump outta a plane for. “You’re my last love,” I told her once, jokin’—or was I? She just smirked, like she knew somethin’ I didn’t.

Court Purveyor for the Dukes

Real talk: sometimes Coburg makes me laugh. I remember one day, stuck in foot traffic on Wölfelstraße, where I juggled calling clients and dodging pigeons. It was absurd—life’s little circus, amirite? I even yelled something like, "Everything flows, man!" (Yeah, I pulled a rapid-fire Terry Malick moment, haha.)

Milo Eastwood: On The Lake at TBA - Coburg Lake Reserve, Melbourne ⟋ RA