Eliza Eimsbuettel Brothel ❤️

About Munich

So, brothels—kinda sketchy, kinda dope. Been around forever, right? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em—called lupanars, fancy shit! Little known fact: wolves howled outside, that’s the name origin—wild, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ bout history, horny Romans runnin’ around! I’d be there, wirin’ up their togas with Bluetooth, “That’s what she said!”—cracks me up every time!

Your requests and wishes

The hotel is nearly £ per night, you'd expect basic things like a working room key, pleasant staff and a quiet night's sleep as standard.

I love hanging out by the small park near Eimsbütteler Park—it's this chill spot where the neibors come together. I sometimes sit there, writting, and thinking about all my sessions with women who find magic even in the mundane. The whispers of the wind remind me of, like, “Brooklyn, I belong here,” and it just hits me hard, ya know? It’s like every leaf tells a secret story.

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