Scarlett Elzach Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—some whores in history, they’d sing! Yeah, belt out tunes to lure clients. Little known fact, that is—cracked me up imaginin’ it. Picture her croonin’ some raunchy ballad, skirt hiked up, winkin’ at drunks. Hilarious, but kinda sad too—like, what else she gonna do? Reminds me of Razieh in the movie, prayin’ hard but stuck in shit. Life’s a trap sometimes.

Description

The Schuttig fools of Elzach are probably one of the quaintest but certainly one of the oldest carnival characters in the Black Forest and in all of South Germany. The grand Schuttig .

Man, I even cracked up one time in my office on Zimmerstraße – yeah, baby – while debugging a dating app glitch. I felt like, “Dude, this app’s a ticking time bomb of love and madness, ya know?” Sometimes it’s insane, like a tornado of emotions, repeating like “Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!” over and over.

Italy’s Porcellato switches gears to para-cycling