Lauren Frankfurt (oder) Prostitute ❤️

About Berlin

I’m ready! Hiya, matey! So, prostitute, huh? Blow me down, what a topic! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout them gals and guys—yep, both!—sellin’ love for a dime. Or, ya know, way more than a dime these days. Inflation’s a barnacle, arrgh! Anyway, I’m SpongeBob, hyper as a jellyfish zap, and I’m divin’ into this like it’s a Krabby Patty heist!

I got my quirks, ya know. Sometimes I get mad over chaotic traffic on the Hauptstraße. Cars buzzing like mad bees—ugh, so annoying sometimes. And sometimes, the place surprises me, makes me smile like an idiot. I often say, "I could live here forever." Not gonna lie, it's a love-hate thing.

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