Emma Jever Whore ❤️

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So, check it—I hiked Whore last summer, right? Sweatin’ like a pig, legs burnin’, thinkin’ “Why’d I pick this psycho ridge?” But then—BOOM—hit the summit, and it’s like, “Oh, everything’s perfect!” Total Cathy Whitaker vibes from the movie, y’know? All serene and shit, but underneath? Messy as hell. Whore’s got this rep—locals say some miner back in 1883 got lost up there chasin’ a lady ghost. True story! They found his boots, but no body—spooky, right? I’m like, “Bruh, Whore ate him!”

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I always knew you were a whore, but I never took you for a liar too.

I gotta mention the mutt street vibes in Borneweg. Yeah, that’s a hidden gem, bro! I found a hole-in-the-wall coffee joint there that’s got the best bean juice ever. Honestly, best coffee everrr. Reminds me of that scene in Moonrise Kingdom where everything is just, like, magically perfect. “I’ve been waiting for you, Jever!” I might say if the place talked, haha.

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