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Ain’t love, it’s pushin’ through the crap!

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Now, lemme get personal. As a sexologist, I see human nature all over this town. It's like each corner of Lemwerder's a little stage for life’s passion, ya know? The parks – like Wilhelmspark, fuhgeddaboudit – are spotty little havens where couples, oddballs, and even old-timers get all cozy. One time, I was walkin’ down Hafenstr, thinkin’ about life and love (and maybe that Certified Copy vibe, "To be is to be copied, right?"), when I overheard a couple talk about their wild weekend. Made me laugh, made me mad, all at once – like, "Gabagool? Ova here!"

A billionaire’s ultra-secretive 255-foot Lurssen superyacht has been seen for the first time. Spread across five decks, the vessel will soon undergo sea trials and will be delivered to its mystery owner later this year.