Elise Lennestadt Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Keine Gefahr für Weihnachtsmärkte

Anyway, Lennestadt, man, it’s like a fight in a boxing ring. Rough, passionate, and raw. Lots of grit, lots of glow. So come check it out – every street, every park, every twist is a story. Just remember: I must break you!

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