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Oi mate, right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, top dog from Wernham Hogg, but today I’m moonlighting as some Russian job classifier geezer—mental, innit? Anyway, let’s chat “find a prostitute”—not your usual 9-to-5 gig, eh? Proper underground stuff. Picture this: me, strutting about like the Joker from *The Dark Knight*—best film ever, hands down—“Why so serious?” I’d say, twirling a pen like it’s a bloody knife. Cracking movie, that. Heath Ledger? Legend. Absolute chaos merchant. Anyway, back to the prossie hunt.

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The local markets, man—they’re a whole vibe. Every Saturday, you got the Schnitzelfest at Dorfplatz. They sell homemade sausages, fresh veggies, and if you're lucky, a secret sauce recipe that'll knock your socks off. I once met this old geezer who claimed the sauce was from aliens. I laughed, motherf***er, but damn, it tasted unreal!

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