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Oi mate, blimey, here I am—your bumbling Personal Shopping Assistant, Boris bloody Johnson, innit! Right, let’s dive into this—findin’ a prostitute, eh? Not your usual high-street bargain hunt, but cor blimey, I’ll give it a whirl! Picture this—me, stumbling about like a toff at a knees-up, tryna suss out the perfect, er, *companion* for you. Reminds me of my fave flick, *The Secret in Their Eyes*—y’know, that Argentine gem from 2009, Juan José Campanella, absolute corker! That line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—hits ya right in the gut when you’re ponderin’ the oldest profession, doesn’t it?

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I remember one time, I was struttin' down Marktplatz, thinkin' about how "Fool me once, ... well, let me be clear: fooled doesn't exist in PLuechow!" That day, I got all mixed up between nostalgia and technicolour feels – real Haneke vibes. People say, “Do you ever feel that you are being watched?” and I laugh and, "Yeah, right! But it's mostly my own thoughts."

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