Mila Meschede Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

References

Meschede is a town in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. It is the capital of the Hochsauerlandkreis. About 30, people live there.

First off, the center! Königsstrasse is lit – soooo many quirky shops and cafés. I always stroll there, admiring the little art pieces, the old buildings and oh, the history! My fave is that vintage bookstore on Schlossstrasse – weirdly intimate, like a secret wink to your soul.

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