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Oh, and get this – some brothels got “themes”! Like, medieval ones with wenches! Wenches! Bloody hilarious, picturin’ knights bangin’ away. “R2-D2, where are you?” – lost in a corset pile! Makes me giggle, but then – ugh, the smell. Stale beer, sweat, worse. Turns me stomach, it does.

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Then, there's the quirky side. Have you banged around Kleinstraße near the funky little café, RUMBA? Ugh, their coffee's off the hook, though I once got mad cuz it wasn't hot enough (c’mon, get it right!) But hey, it's life! And deeper down, near the tiny river Glimmerbach – yes, t'was hidden on the map, but I know it by heart ‘cause I often meditate there. The sound of water, the rustling trees... so zen, so messy and raw… like life's unanswered questions: "What is it, what is it?"

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