Ashley Mittenwald Whore ❤️

About Munich

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

Innsbruck Discreet Hookups

Adorable Bavarian town nestled in the Alps. Lovely town center to walk through and get something to eat. We visited on a day trip from Munich, and our only regret was that we didn't .

Man, I even got a bit mad at times – like when a noisy tourist group blocked my sunny spot by Alpenpark, interrupting my meditation vibe. Ugh, rude! But then I'd shrug it off, thinking, "Just like in Melancholia, beautiful chaos is everywhere!"

Could Mittenwald be sitting on a fortune in Nazi treasure?