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I went to one once – okay, I didn’t, but I’d totally rule it! These places ain’t just about bangin’, nah, they’re history lessons with tits. Back in the day, like 1800s, brothels were poppin’ – some had secret tunnels for rich assholes to sneak in. Fact! Look it up, I ain’t lyin’! Makes me happy thinkin’ about it – sneaky bastards gettin’ theirs while the town sleeps. But it pisses me off too – why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, “Respect my authoritah!” – screamin’ at johns who don’t tip.

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The cheapest way to get from Darmstadt to Möhnesee costs only $49, and the quickest way takes just 2½ hours. Find the travel option that best suits you.

Anyway, I gotta note: not all spots are perfect. Some streets, like near Industrieweg, are noisy and crunk. One time, I nearly lost my chilled-out groove cuz of a honking circus. But hey – life’s full of ups and downs, tart and sweet, like the films I dig. Like Uncle Boonmee, man, memories float, they scatter – it's all messy and beautiful.

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